Which stirred up very funny answers.
Then an idea for a movie series.
"Rudolph fogged Christmas".
If anyone has seen the classic movie "Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer," you know how sad and depressing it is. My heart goes out to Rudolph, his parents were embarassed by him, Santa pityed him, his friends laughed at him, a monster wants to eat him, and he doesn't even belong with the other "misfit" toys.
HOW DEPRESSING.
It's only when Santa "uses" him for his nose to get through a foggy Christmas Eve that people praise him for being different.
But what happened to Rudolph?
What happened the following Christmas?
What did they do to poor Rudolph, the next Christmas Eve, when their was no FOG?
Then next Christmas Eve, Rudolph is pumped, all his friends are saying "can't wait to see that nose of yours" and "you're going down in history Rudolph," stuff like that.
But what happened?
Did Santa say "wellllll, it's not really foggy this year Rudolph, just go back home, sit this one out."
Imagine the emotional impact that would have on an already mentally weakened reindeer. Maybe, after a few years of being laid off for "lack of fog", no more autographys, no more Santa,
Rudolph starts to lose it.
At this point, Ali and I are cracking up thinking of Rudolph buying up all the fog machines at Walmart and terrorizing Christmas.
"You want fog, well FOG-K YOU!"
Shooting up houses with fog, peeing on the Christmas tree's, pushing down babies who are just learning to walk.
It's chaos.
It'd be like the Grinch, but a hundred times better.
We'd be rich. COPYRIIIIGHT!
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